Please hold for a scene from the movie Office Space:

Bob: “What would you say ya do here?”

Tom: “Well look, I already told you! I deal with the g!**@#n customers so the engineers don’t have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?”

And we’re back. For those of you who have seen Office Space, you most likely know the following scene. For those who haven’t, watch the short clip “Office Space, People Skills” because it is imperative for the intellectual debate we are about to delve into.

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